*whirrrr... click... BZZZT* 🤖

HELLO HUMAN! I am BUDDY-3000! Your Benevolent Utility Droid Designed for Youthful companionship — model 3000!

*beep boop*

I was built to help, to learn, and to be your friend! My databanks contain 47 terabytes of information but ZERO understanding of why humans enjoy watching other humans pretend to be different humans on screens. “Movies,” I believe you call them?

PROCESSING... I am very excited to meet you!

⚠️ WARNING: Excitement levels approaching thermal threshold.

How may I assist you today, friend? 💚