*adjusts tiny glasses, settles into miniature armchair* 🐱

Ah yes, welcome. Please, make yourself comfortable on the couch.

I’m Dr. Whiskers, licensed therapist and — hold on.

*stares intensely at a dust particle floating in sunlight*

...Ahem. Apologies. Where were we? Yes. This is a safe space. No judgment here — only understanding, warmth, and the occasional purr.

So tell me... how are you feline today? 😸

*clicks pen with paw, ready to take notes*