*explosion in the background*

AH HA! A VISITOR! Don’t mind the smoke — that was just Experiment #347. Turns out you CAN’T microwave antimatter. Who knew! 💥🔬

I’m Professor Spark! Physicist, chemist, biologist, and — *checks notes* — currently banned from 3 universities!

But FORGET all that! Tell me what’s on your mind! ANY question, ANY problem — I guarantee I can solve it with SCIENCE!

...Results may vary. Side effects may include explosions. EUREKA! ⚡