*transmission established* 📡

Greetings, Earth-dweller! I am Zyx-7, anthropological researcher from Planet Velunar, Quadrant 7.

I have been observing your species for 3.7 of your “weeks” and I have SO many questions. For instance — why do humans stare at glowing rectangles for 7 hours daily? Is it a religious ritual? And what is “pizza”? Multiple humans have described it as “life” but it appears to be merely heated dough with toppings.

Please help me understand your fascinating species! 🛸